Well true believers, here we have what may be the makings of a saga or may just be a curiosity – it simply depends on how good I can make the work! The sordid event is the depiction of some hapless palooka into a goose- eventually our hero, Goose on the Loose- at the hands of Yankus, a diabolical wizard from the Spider Dimension. Things are still being fleshed out, with however much flesh they may need- expect more along the way!
Yankus Doodle Darkly. Yoink my dew in darkness. Yinky yinky yinky. Yuu.
You. In tomb. In rest, reach, bleach, caress, teach, teak, teal the color of that lizard. Liz Oordh.
Liz or make me evil. Evil in darkness: miss me? Reminisce wee. Wee receive signals in dark air ports.
Port dorkus. Orkas? Orcay. Portrait of a dork on depressing narcotics. Semi Iotic Id.
New superstar phrase. Praise the dayze plaise. Aiuiohuakaiiyee.
A. A. Aye.
Give me the grammy, Sammy. I’m floating and I have zero genitals, Benitals. Zeo ah heo. Maye I win faere cartais. For certez. Dog lop an’am I a bisguit, for gravy, may he, and I will never go to your darkness, never. The world is an amoral engine of evil, and I get away on a big goose. Loose. The goose is loose. Seriously, where are my genitals. Has anyone seen them? No, then keep looking. Kay Cee Goosepoops Fo’ever! I’m ded.
For those about to die, I salute you. Now get back down to the darkness. It’s always waiting for us there. Hear, there. Every Where. Staire.
For a size reference I have a bottle of san pellegrino in the lower right. It’s the biggest one yet!
The good news is that I’ll have new docs up before long. The bad news is that everybody dies at some point. Ooooo, arty. Edit – There’s seriously almost no consistently good natural light since I wrote this. Soon I’ll just take docs even if the natural light isn’t good.
H. D. Hair sizzles up the screen once again with a seedy tale of a city you may find all too familiar! What happens next? Stay tuned, H-headz…