I was recently looking for an image of my “Good Reptoid Tits” sketch, with the idea of doing some digital manipulation on it, just to experiment, and out of laziness I tried pulling it off of my blog, when I made the shocking discovery that I haven’t put it on here. It’s one of my personal favorite sketches from the last 2 or so years, but that’s for another day- however meticulous I try to be, some things always slip through the cracks. But in googling “harper hair good reptoid tits”, I naturally got a lot of responses with the “reptoid” part crossed out. One of these was a page for porn actress Dillion Harper, pictured above. My tits are modestly hidden beneath my jacket, but I was struck nonetheless by the similarities, as well as the differences, of direct comparison.
Who is this “Dillion Harper”? Who is “Harper Hair”? Both are enigmas. Similar in so many ways, they have been led down very different paths by life. Both have similar faces, with peering expression, high forehead and well-defined jaw line. Dillion Harper appears very high-strung, wound like a coil. Her head is tilted slightly downwards. Harper Hair, by contrast, peers down his nose , his body in a slackened, leisurely posture. Both have long hair of almost identical color, but Dillion Harper’s is perfectly straight and tucked neatly behind her neck, while Harper Hair’s flows loosely over his shoulders in the breeze, cascading in lazy wavelets haphazardly from his scalp.
The page the image of Dillion Harper was retrieved from, on a site called “Pretty Dirty”, allows paying customers to see her “On The Market”, as it were. We can guess that Dillion Harper probably makes a good deal more money than Harper Hair. In our economic reality, she could likely financially support Harper Hair (if some strange whim possessed her to do such a thing) off the earnings she gets from playing the role of a dependent, from helping men conceptualize the fantasy of having a sexual dependent- a theme which, I might happen to have some idea, accounts for the overwhelming majority of the bland world of pornography. In this way she has more “buying power” than Harper Hair, who looks so defiantly independent, is ever likely to have. Could this sort of reward system be the hidden function of finance in the United States of this era? Could this be the secret social agenda that the “job maker class” doesn’t dare acknowledge- to themselves?
The more I look, the more I’m convinced that Harper Hair and Dillion Harper are two very similar people. And thinking this, I’m very thankful indeed to be Harper Hair.